dickie-downer

a cockblock, so unattractive it makes your penis want to recede into your body like a vagina. In other words just fucking ugly

I was looking for some hot bitches in the club the other day, but to my displeasure saw the dickie-downer sitting in the corner and made my pee pee collapse into itself.

by claffard727 August 7, 2010

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Dyson Downer

The sinking feeling you get when using a hand dryer that isn't a Dyson Airblade. The feeling is especially pronounced if using a pathetic Dyson lookalike, which may take several minutes to dry your hands.

What took you so long?
Sorry just had a real bad Dyson Downer. The dryer in that toilet might be the same shape as a Dyson, but it sure as shit doesn't work like one

by TheGreatJC June 12, 2012

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Self-downer

A person who doesn’t care about themselves, but cares about other people

Boy 1: Woah did you see someone tripped Susie and all she did was ask if the boy was okay

Boy 2: Yeah what a self-downer

by Amual January 24, 2018

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Veggie Downer

The token vegan/vegetarian in the friend group that always puts a damper on plans to eat out.

P1: "Should we invite Sara to lunch?"
P2: "I don't know, ever since she became a vegan she's been such a veggie downer"

by veg-a-saras August 31, 2018

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debbie downer

somebody who is depressing or not fun / mean. debbie downer can be shortened to debbie. there is a song about them:

your a..
debbie debbie downer

debbie debbie downer
debbie debbie downer

we hate you

the ‘we hate you’ can be substituted for your a snooze if necessary

person 1: come out

person 2: nah
person 1: god ur such a debbie downer
person 3: ye stop being such a debbie

by sound bro x July 20, 2019

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