Adjective;
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”
Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”
Catherine: “I can’t believe Marquita told my mother that I accidentally queefed on her bed!!”
Elizabeth: “I can’t believe it either! She’s such a douche”
Verb;
Mark: “Are you ready for tonight’s anal fest??”
Bruce Jenner: “Soon! I’m about about to douche my asshole so no shit goes on any dick after being shoved HARD in my tight ass!”
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022
Get the Douchemug. douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
by Anti Douche October 13, 2014
Get the Douchemug. An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.
by Zippydeedooda December 22, 2009
Get the Douchemug. by Jymbo June 11, 2006
Get the douchemug. A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
He's such a silly douche, but i love him!
by Expert123 November 13, 2009
Get the Douchemug. 1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
by leetbaka.com March 4, 2008
Get the douchemug.