douche
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
A person that has ZERO regard for anybody or anything going on around him/her. Selfishness is his/hers number one quality!!!
by Anti Douche October 13, 2014

An annoyingly arrogant person that brings people down for no apparent reason neither wishes to help or explain, thus usually has no grounds for the unexplained high arrogance.
by Zippydeedooda December 22, 2009

by Jymbo June 11, 2006

A person experiencing constant brain-farts and word-vomit. Frequently makes nonsense statements. However, is often very lovable and sexy, and is adored by many. A good source of entertainent.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
WARNING: These people are not to be taken seriously under ANY circumstances.
He's such a silly douche, but i love him!
by Expert123 November 13, 2009

1.) People who sit in Starbucks on their laptops all day thinking that they're all that
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
2.) People who use Macs.
3.) Shortened version of douchebag
1.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche sitting in Starbucks with his cheap ass dell laptop!"
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
Person 2: "Wasn't he there when we passed by here 2 hours ago?"
2.) Person 1: "Yo, look at that douche on his lame ass mac!"
Person 2: "Who the f*ck uses those lame-ass pieces of cr*p in a PC world anyways? Loser."
by leetbaka.com March 4, 2008

(n) The perfect moron; a person with extreme flaws that lacks the mental ability to correct them; the extreme of an imbecile.
Perhaps, if you were not a flaming douche bag, we could continue this conversation.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
Kicking that old lady was a pretty douchey thing to do, man.
by FellFromTheNest June 21, 2008

(adj.) In prior definitions, being called a "Douche" was considered an insult. However, in recent times, being called a "Douche" is taken as a compliment because of the advancements of social adolecent culture influenced by the media. Especially the reality show on MTV, Jersey Shore.
Jake: "Abraham, you are looking so douche with those shades, tan, and buff body you have there."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
Abraham: "Jake, this is why you're my best friend. You always compliment me and give my dark days the ray of sunshine they need."
by Abe&JakeBFF June 1, 2011
