it’s where someone is being an asshole and it’s a nice way to say to build a boat cry me a river and float the fuck away or a nice of way of saying to build a bridge and get over it.
by bischtiddies February 23, 2019
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by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010
Get the ass douchecanoe mug.n. An erupting volcano of douchiness.
by DeSlice January 4, 2012
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1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. A long-winded and narrow-minded douche.
2. The preferred mode of transportation for one or more douchebags.
1. "That unspecified radio shock jock can bloviate for hours without using a single shred of evidence to back his claims; he is a certifiable douchecanoe."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
2. "Oh great, Brock and the gang just rolled up on the front lawn in their douchecanoe. This party is officially fucked."
by Nuanda03 August 29, 2012
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by Satan333 August 1, 2019
Get the DoucheCanoeFuckNugget mug.First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
Get the douchecanoe mug.a person who has surpassed the douche standard by a huge amount. they have went so far that you have to get in a canoe and paddle many miles to the place that they have gone.
this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.
this level of douchieness has gone farther than any amount of money that you can put in the douche jar.
oh my gosh Jackson is SUCH a douchiecanoe, he stole my girlfriend and slept with my mom in the SAME day.
by douchiecanoe August 16, 2016
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