Floppy Doofer

A limp penis. Not hard.

Maxwell's got a floppy doofer.

by Fish hook September 11, 2004

Doofer

The small nub of a joint that's left once all have had their fill. Tuck it away and save it for later.

Commonly known as a roach.

Derived from "It'll do fer later"

I didn't roll anything, but I brought a doofer.

by Onehitter April 9, 2006

Doofas

(Noun)
An unbright person. Idiot. Unintelligent. Obtuse.

Because of the president's Tweets, one must conclude he is a doofas.

by Toluquita March 7, 2018

Doofer

A hamburger packaging device that contains your hamburger during consumption, licensed in Australasia by Burger Fuel, an award winning gourmet hamburger franchise.

This hamburger tastes much better in a Doofer

by Roland Matthews January 26, 2007

dofting

The act of slapping someone's face with your penis.

Dofting: I dofted that bitch after I dropped my goo on her tits.

by spec01 October 18, 2006

doofing

Putting your testicals inside a vacuum cleaner.

"did you hear what john did yesterday? he was totally doofing!!"

"duuudee. lets doof together!"

by greatday87 October 26, 2011

Doofer

A hybrid of a Doofus and a Loser = Doofer

Hey what's up Doofer?

That guy is a total Doofer!

by DJ Ruckus May 12, 2014