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Disasster

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noun

(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,

such as but not limited to;

1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.

4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.

5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.

6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.

Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
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Disasterpiece

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1. Any great work that is fraught with unfixed mistakes, bugs, bad decisions and lost potential.

2. A work so terrible (sometimes intentionally so) that it's actually hilarious or intriging, the opposite effect of modern art

3. A grand work or product design that taken a lot of effort to create (whether a movie, book, video game, a car model a government program, or a heavy tank) yet ends up being terribly received, then often discarded and half-forgotten.
1. Lost Alpha could have been the best STALKER mod there is if it weren't for some of the terrible choices the devs made. It's such a schenic, frustrating, beautiful, boring disasterpiece.

2. They took every cliché in the literature and then some, and added chainsaws and tornados, creating a hilarious, cringe-worthy disasterpiece you're gonna love or hate.

3. Porsche's disasterpiece of a heavy tank wasn't even through trials yet but he had already built 90 frames and engines, so the Wehrmacht slapped a huge gun on them and pushed the rolling scrapyards all the way to Kursk anyways in desperation.
by oron61 December 17, 2018
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Master of Disaster

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A student at Seneca Valley High School that has been spotted wearing a brightly colored hoodie and drinking Red Bull excessively. Stay away from this man.
by Bojangles the Fungler October 27, 2008
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Disaster

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maria's party was a disaster!
by Cera March 20, 2005
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disasterfuck

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I complete and utterly messed up situation. Used by Jon Stewart in the Daily Show on 3-Oct-06. It was a reference to the situation and war in Iraq.
This is a complete disasterfuck.
by taslack January 8, 2007
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Disaster Dump

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Describing a messy shit in a more polite way.
Billy: "Dude you were on the toilet for over an hour!"
Nick: "Ya, sorry man, I had to sort out a disaster dump."
Billy: "Oh ok, cool."
by SpaghettiSlammer September 28, 2010
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emo disaster

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one who has absolutely no confidence or self esteem. someone who needs to do some inner-thinking in order to find the person they're looking for, be happy, know where to go in life, and accept the person they are.
woah, what an emo disaster, he allowed his ex girlfriend's opinions control him.
by Alana and Doni January 29, 2008
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