ding dong song

A hilarious song which is 20% porn,75% moustache, and 5% music.

Friend: Hey, I'm watching bisexual porn, wanna watch?
Me: Sure!
Laptop: Ooh you touched my tralala...
Me: Oh ding dong song! Now I get it.

by çmébort November 17, 2013

Ding Dong Head

It is when someone is an idiot. You can ring their head like ringing a door bell and they are so stupid nothing will answer.

E.g. Yer man don't listen to Steve he is a ding dong head.

by A xoxo March 6, 2018

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004

Ding bro

When someone is really cool, and is number 1 in every single event

I I want to be as good as Ding bro
you live in Beijing and you don't know ding bro???

by Titanium12345 April 17, 2017

ding mush

Someone who is a nob and doesn’t like cheese

Omg look at her she’s such a ding mush !

by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding DING DING DING

When the imposter is sus but it's a remix.

When I see that trash can, my mind starts playing this sound that goes ding ding ding ding ding ding ding DING DING DING.

by shanle69funny April 28, 2021

Ding Dong Dash

A child's game where a door bell is rung (ding dong) and the child runs before the door is answered (dash).

That kid ding dong dashed me when I was sleeping and I was mad!

by Sugarsnap February 22, 2009