squat diddly

NOTHING

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.

by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017

diddly fiddler

(noun), a term used as an alternative word for sex, or someone who has a lot of sex

"wow! Kaden probably fiddles so many diddlies!"
"Dude, your such a diddly fiddler!"

by quakeden January 14, 2017

Diddly-Do December

Girls can finger/get fingered until they can’t stand no more okurrrrrr

Boy 1- “Yo,, it’s Diddly-Do December,, imma go finger her diddly do until my finger breaks”

Boy 2- “I’m gay so imma finger my ass hole”

by Devers November 3, 2019

Diddly Daddly Dolers

The dad way of saying dollars when he is feeling in a pirate kida sorta way

I'm losing all me diddly daddly dolers

by IBTE November 7, 2020

shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny

Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”

by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021

Diddly Bop

A Diddly Bop is a person or animal that has a crooked tooth or teeth sticking out of their mouth.

Someone: "Hey, Diddly Bop what'cha up to this fine evening?"

Diddly Bop: "Oh Nothing, just waxing my toe hairs!"
(Heavy country accent)

by Pungy7 April 25, 2023

Darn diddly squat

A replacement for "damn"

Darn diddly squat I forgot how to take a bath, wanna show me how?

by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023