poo diddler

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

by LA.J December 16, 2008

diddler

One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.

These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.

by Chance January 19, 2005

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019

diddle

1. To touch or caress the genitals in some way.

2. Female masturbation.

3. To cheat or swindle.

4. To ram a bottle up your own, or someone else's arse.

1. I diddled my cat yesterday.

2. I caught her diddling in the broom cupboard!

3. He diddled me out of that job.

4. www.diddlers.info

As you can see, confsuing the various meanings of the word will result in a big mess...

by Jimmay July 30, 2004

diddle

To masturbate - particularly a woman.

Maria wouldn't be so uptight if she would just diddle herself every once in awhile.

by blocky October 18, 2012

smack diddly donk

A word we use to threaten our kids instead of saying "Do you want a spanking?" Will stop all bad behavior immediately. Trust. Also works with some adults.

Credit to my neighbor Becca H.

"Stop crying or I'll give you a smack diddly donk!"

Lisa had second thoughts about snooping in her brother's room...what if he gave her a smack diddly donk? That would hurt! Wouldn't it?

by Momma Betsy February 3, 2008

cock diddler

it means that you are gay and just plain and simple love to diddle cock in and around your mouth-- to diddle ones cock means to toss or jossle around in ones hand or mouth. if you are a girl it is a compliment to a guy...not so much.

"That new kid Aidan is such a cock diddler."
"Oh boy, my girlfriend is a great cock diddler."

by Christian Giordano April 28, 2008