dicktress

The male equivalent of a "mistress".

Credit: Brett G

Becky Ann has got herself a new dicktress again.

by BrettGee March 12, 2020

dickression

you need dick in your life

Cardi b and dickression

by DORER December 14, 2020

Dickless Man

A man who is a poor excuse of a grown man. a childish waste of space.

yeah that man a dickless man. he is such a waste of space.

by Anonymous1904832 July 12, 2021

Dickless Nerd

That one guy in your high school that is incredibly skinny or incredibly fat that has no female friends and doesn’t pull girls. They’re the type of people you would laugh at if they were working out in the fitness room because they’re so incompetent

Guy 1:Yo you wanna go to the mall

Dickless nerd:Sorry I can’t, I’m playing dungeons and dragons for 12 hours

Guy 1:Jeez you’re such a Dickless Nerd

by DaHomieRoach March 4, 2022

Dickless Dragon

Adjective. It describes a person who has no guts but makes themselves seem all important. Normally acts very arrogant and like they are better than everyone else.

Can also be used on your friends to confuse them

Person A: *talking about how superior they are over everyone else.*
Person B: Your such a dickless dragon

Person A: Wtf

by M. O. N. S. T. E. R. January 18, 2023

Dickpression

Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.

My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.

by GTSCart March 1, 2023

dinkinesh

A super cool guy who is fun to be around.

blonde hair, blue eyes, fat assed. Typically has the best friends around. Likes choo choo trains and probably has a dog

Wow, that dinkinesh over there is fine as hell!

by simoaner September 25, 2023