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Dick cheese

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"
her: im not fucking that
him: why
her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time
by bob stevereno June 11, 2018
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Dick Cheese

The stuff you get on your penis after you dont wash it. Dick Cheese can also be used as an insult that will leave the enemy even more stupid than he was before.

It is also what Big Les calls Nordan in Season 3 Episode 7 of The Big Les Show.
Les: Hey Nordan... Nordan... Cum... Oi dickhead... Dick Cheese

Nordan: Oh my God, I hate this fucking town
by paul8m3 February 8, 2022
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Dick Cheese

Dick cheese is the old nasty leftover sperm in your foreskin.
Bro I just pulled my foreskin back and saw so much dick cheese I’m finna make a sandwich wit it
by Khachik=gay April 10, 2019
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Dick cheese

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏
by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022
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Dick cheese

The act of sticking your penis in hot cheese and having your boyfriend or girlfriend like it like a corndog
Ayo babe, want some dick cheese?
by Gpdong June 9, 2022
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Dick cheese

when yo dick stank like whet grandma wrinkly pussy.
“Ew that nigga has dick cheese”
“I can smell his dick cheese from a mile away what a stinky nigger
“Ew that nigga needa wash his dick cheese away”
“Son why does your dick smell like dick cheese”
“Dude I think I have dick cheese in my ass now”
by The top nigga September 27, 2023
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Dick-cheese

Dick cheese was originally a word used to call certain americans you've just met (the conditions being: They must be an E-boy older than 17 and they must be met in a random discord server), however, the word quickly evolved into a declaration of gratiude, a greeting, a curse-word, a way to wish good luck and eventually; It turned into actual God himself.

There are 234 known religions today that praise the holy Dick-cheese, commonly reffered as Allahuahajha by members, and is currently the biggest religion in the world. So big infact that everybody is practicing without even knowing as it has become a way of life for humans.

There are tons of statues of the holy Dick-cheese throughout the world immitating the original statue created before big bang by the all-famous content creator Dimitriousenarabou Iamthemad. It is said to still be standing tall as it was made using one of the hardest materials in the entire galaxy called Viagrinarigenato.

While we still ask the question; "Why Dick-cheese of all names for our holy God, lord, saviour and liberato!" it is said to have originated from an ancient drawing uncovered by the inhabitants of old. All we have today is a modernized image of how we speculate the original looked like, and I shalt bless thee, oh worthy desciples, with a sight for sore eyes; The most accurate recreation of the ancient 'Dick-cheese' painting; Loved and adored by all!

- (Just add the fella in the tags and he will give img!)
Yo was good Dick-cheese
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Holy mother of hecking Dick-cheese
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Dude 1: Imma hit the yeet to the street

Dude 2: Aight, Dick-cheese ya l8r sk8r

Dude 3: Amen

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Holy frog he's such a pp-cheese (curse-word; As we do not defile the name of our God, lord and liberator)
by Ideklmao February 26, 2019
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