Deborah Haft

n. The best thing to come out of Asheville, N.C. since legalized incest.

"Deborah Haft just slappped that bitch for claiming that Ohio is the birth place of flight. Everybody knows it's Kitty Hawk, N.C.!"

by The Raging Bull April 18, 2005

Dvorak

Technically the best keyboard. However, no one ever bothers to use it because QWERTY is a much more fun word.

I know a Dvorak keyboard would speed up my typing, but QWERTY... it just sounds so much cooler! I mean, Dvorak? How do you even pronounce that?

by Weird stuff like that June 29, 2012

Devonation

Complete destruction and devastation in a social environment/perspective.

Andrew walked into the bar and it was total devonation. Everyone was a complete mess after he had finished!

Andrew ordered a round shots, it was utter devonation!

by PdotAdotVexclamation mark February 3, 2014

Decorative Edison

A sexual maneuver whereby a lightbulb is screwed into the anus as if it were an electrical socket.

Last night Joe came by and gave me a Decorative Edison. The metal was cold and abrasive, but at least he didnt give me a Wizard of Menlow Park.

by Johnny Ashcan February 6, 2009

Decorational

How a dumb blond says "decorative".

Girl 1: That hat is so pretty! Are the zippers on it functional?

Girl 2: No, they're just decorational.

by Captain.Cupcake December 14, 2010

deborah smith

A fresh produce picker in the fall.

She's a Deborah smith, she's always picking apples in late October.

by BEN LOMBARDI FAN June 8, 2017

decorah

Decorah, is the best person in the world that you could ever see and meet she is nice, sweet , kind, caring, loving , smart but most of all she is the most delicious like to look at when she comes in the room she melts every body face off. she is so THHICCCC the thiccest of all all time. she will be the person who will be there and for you and never leave you. she will do her best to make you happy and will make you laugh so hard that you will eat peas and pee them out. Also she has the thiccest hair is the world witch will make you start crying of jealousy.

john - dang decorah's thiccc
jeff- yeah she's more like thicccer than your mom.

john - no your wrong shes the thiccest in the world

jeff - okay your right she's definitely thiccer

by bobbybobko June 19, 2019