Deskin

Evil in its purest form. One who travels the land in search of little girls and/or candy. They must drive a saab and be fluent in Swedish, and in the art of mung. Arch nemesis of Trailer Zac. Also known simply as "El Chupacabra" in many Latin American countries.

"Dude, Deskin ate 14 packets of sugar and he looked like straight mung!"

by "The Dude" December 15, 2006

Tech Decking

Tech Decking is when you’re hitting it from the back and you pull out a tech deck and do tricks on her ass. This process has been confirmed to be the only moral way to have premarital sex.

“Yo I’m totally tech decking on this girl rn” -Chad “yeah I know, I’m watching because it’s so awesome”-John

by Fungoid August 27, 2020

dermin

Also known as "Dog vermin". Dermin are small, rodent-like dogs (usually chihuahuas), that possess an uncommonly obnoxious, yapping bark.
They can be found in various Luis Vuitton bags and other specially-made Dermin-carrying apparatus, usually seen with Paris Hilton.

Oh my God, will someone PLEASE shut that dermin up!!!

No way. That woman is pushing a DERMIN in that stroller! That's disgusting.

by Urbannite December 26, 2007

Oral Derwin

Receiving oral sex in a rental vehicle and blowing your load all over the upholstery.

"Dude, don't sit there. That car's been Oral Derwined."

by Beef Weezle April 22, 2005

derwin

virgin

Bill Gates was a derwin for most of his life.

by Indocentric May 31, 2003

Dorkinschnitzel

When using a piece of poop as a condom to fuck a vagina

Oh please give me a dorkinschnitzel david hasselhoff. I'd do anything for you.

by Nobblejouster December 3, 2017

Derping

The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.

*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"

by Grognak The Destroyer December 4, 2020