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Deacon

Ffs you idiots! Obviously no one here knows the correct defention of deacon, so I will enlighted you to the REAL meaning of the term.

First of all, a deacon is NOT a penis, nor is it a "low" ranking in the Roman Catholic Church.

In Catholicism, a Deacon is a lower form of a priest, a helper basically ( the Greek word Deacon means assistant.) Deacons do not have the authority to forgive sins or consecrate Holy Communion, though they may witness marriages and baptise.In conclusion, Deacons usually help the Priest and read scripture in the Mass.

Lastly, it is not a "low" rank in the Church, as training to become a Deacon takes over 4 years. Deacons can be seen as a higher rank than the standard Lay Person, or possibly even religious Brothers and Sisters.
Heirarchy of the Church:

1. Pope
2. College of Cardinals
3. Bishop
4. Priest
5. Deacon(my dad)/Religious Orders
6.everyone else
by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008
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Deacon

Wil suck a poop noodle out the tip of you're dick for a big mac
Damn deacon sucked the hell out that poop noodle
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deconism

An artistic, architectural, or design aesthetic consisting of clean smooth surfaces, and other aesthetic elements motivated by the theme of decontamination.
The recent anthrax scares have led us toward a deconist aesthetic with an abundance of white ceramic tiles, as if the whole world's at once a shower room and decon facility.
by Prof. Steve Mann December 6, 2003
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Deconcatonate

DE-con-CAT-o-nate. v. What nerds do when they pull out, performing coitus interruptus.
"After an emotionally intense round of Magic the Gathering, Gretchen and Jon acted on their intense passions. However, Jon deconcatonated, lest he jeopardize Gretchen's full-ride to Dickinson."
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Deftones

The most sexiest rock band to ever live. Fucking eargasm ONG
“This rockband slaps! I can listen to Deftones all day! Fr Fr”

“Wanna listen to Deftones as we have sex?”

“Play this shit on my funeral and watch me come back alive”

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decontrolled

Opposite to controlled det. A failure of a planned controlled detonation due to an enravished climax when banging and not using a jimmy hat. May cause pregnancy.

Wild, out of control.

Best metal band in Serbia and perhaps the whole universe.
-Shit man, no rubbers yesterday and had a decontrolled with Lizzie. First time I'll be happy when she's on the rag.

-Dude! this party is going totally decontrolled!

-Have you got the tickets for Decontrolled yet?
-Hell no, couldn't get any, I'd feel like fucking suiciding if I was an emo
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DeFoncing

To run around a city with your testicles slapping against your thighs. Usually resulting in a rash.
Dude i went jogging yesterday and was DeFoncing the whole way.
by AidsLicker69 September 24, 2012
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