Jack Decker

(v.) to be delicious.
(n.) rediculously hot wrestler for Penn State.

That guy is onnnee hot Jack Decker!!

by likeperfection January 30, 2009

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.

The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

by Dante Rau July 20, 2006

decleated

when you get tackeled in sport real hard. You get knocked out your cleats (shoes).

Boy, that guy just got it De-cleated! He went nowhere fast.

by Lamonator December 20, 2004

dickle

To tickle someone's body with your penis.

The girl began to laugh as she was being dickled.

All I want for Christmas is a Dickle-Me Elmo.

by DickleMeElmo December 11, 2013

DICKLESS

A person with no genitals or dick 'literally' . A man who is ashamed for obvious reasons to show whatevers lurking underneath his pants.

Sal vitale is a dickless guy whos afraid to show anybody his stump.

by feefce January 16, 2008

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005

Upper Decker

A toilet prank, whereby someone defecates in the refill tank (water closet), causing each additional flush to deliver brown, poopy water into the bowl.

Jim was being such a jerk at his party, so I went upstairs to his bathroom and dropped an upper decker in his toilet.

by bodythunder December 9, 2008