Respectfully Discharge

When asked to be appointed to a position, one should respond with the clever and intelligent phrase "I respectfully discharge"

Brandon: "I nominate Carlos for President"

Carlos: "I respectfully discharge"

by Wishbone__Pi November 17, 2009

Penile Discharge

pe·nile dis·charge

n. pl. pe·nile· dis·charges

That gross looking secretion that emits from your peice. Usually happens if (A) You have an infection, (B) Your shit's broke, (C) You have some incurable std from the chick you were sleeping with last night.

see Diseased.

Damn dog, My penile discharge is a stange color, I think Imma die.

by Yono July 22, 2004

Deschaine

Strong or god-like. Immortal or everlasting strength and leadership.

Zeus and Achilles battle their enemies in a deschaine like manner.

by Angelina Jolie/Pitt February 16, 2009

dishonorable discharge

Holding down your girlfriend's head when you come during a blowjob, then farting in her face and breaking up with her. She will be disgusted, that's the best part.

My girl ruined Super Bowl Sunday, so I had no choice but to give her a dishonorable discharge.

by brownbagspecial January 27, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

dashama

The state of perfect balance in all areas of ones life: mental,physical, spiritual and emotional.

I am always striving to have dashama in my life.

by Dashama Gordon October 20, 2006

dasthayeh jakoby

persian for hands jakoby meaning the hands of jakob. used when one is in a static frame of mind. he or she may stand up and randomly scream on the top of their lungs "dasthayeh jakoby"

jafar: man where the fuk are we?

ehteram: bro all i have to say is " dasthayeh jakoby"

by nikibin November 2, 2006