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Grilled danish

The act of having sex with a woman and right before you cum pull it out and burn the vagina with something hot (preferably a hot iron) then proceeding to ejaculate on the burnt vagina for icing.
"Staci" Goddamn Brandon gave me a whopper of a Grilled danish last night.
by burning danish January 17, 2007
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dankush

A portmanteau word mixing the two words 'Dank' and 'Kush'. Can either be used as an adjective to describe something that is awesome, cool etc (especially weed) or as a noun, as a colloquialism for marijuana.
(A) Guy 1: Hey dude, my dealer said this shit's the most dankush weed ever
Guy 2: M8 wtf you waitin' for blaze that shit up

(N) Guy 1: Ayy m8 my dealer brought in some new weed. He calls it 'Dankush'
Guy 2: Shiet man that stuff must be ace with a name like dat
by Cuntos 420 June 9, 2015
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sizzurp (Danish Variety)

In Denmark, a package of Fisherman's Friend or similar cough drops are allowed to dissolve in Vodka (flavored varieties are acceptable).
Drunk in shots.
When time is short, the ingredients can be blended to hasten diffusion.
Man that clears the nose.
by pokey March 4, 2004
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Danish Douche

the act of smothering pancake syrup all over a woman's vagina and than performing oral sex on her
Dude! Last night I tried the Danish Douche on my girlfriend and she loved it! You gotta try it on your woman!
by literacola December 12, 2006
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Danish Helmet

A Danish Helmet occurs when a lady of impeccable pedigree slips whilst receiving oral pleasure in a standing position from a bald man whilst on the rag. As the lady is falling, her crucifix becomes dislodged and lands on the top of the man's head just prior to her box. The result is a pattern on the man's head resembling the Danish flag.
So I was going down on this classy Dane, she slips, and the next thing you know I am wearing a Danish Helmet.
by Pegcity Swimmer November 9, 2009
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danish

Texting and driving is "danish."

It is "danish" to stand at the edge of a cliff.

Smoking is "danish" to your health.
by Bed time February 11, 2010
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cherry danish

When a man pops it off in a girl's face and then jacks her in the nose and then smears it around - looks like a cherry danish!!
Right after I gave Emily a cherry danish, she shut her mouth!!
by Cooter April 20, 2005
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