Probably the most infamous Red Sox traitor in the history of the Red Sox franchise. Johnny Damon was the biggest Red Sox star to just walk straight into the Yankees arms because of money. The former 'Jesus' is now the 'anti-christ.'The real life version of Anakin Skywalker becoming Darth Vader. He vowed never, ever to join the Yankees but left the Red Sox for money just like Anakin Skywalker left for power.
Johnny Damon is now the Yankees's pet dog. Goddamn it Damon. WTF is wrong with you. You betrayed the Red Sox. When you come back to Fenway, I hope the fans will neither cheer or boo but instead, give you the cold shoulder.
by DarkFenX April 8, 2006
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by apathyislethal April 26, 2006
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Some famous historical incarnations of Dameons include:
Chuck Norris
Godzilla
Krakatoa
The meteorite the killed the dinosaurs
Carcharodon megalodon
Some famous historical incarnations of Dameons include:
Chuck Norris
Godzilla
Krakatoa
The meteorite the killed the dinosaurs
Carcharodon megalodon
Witness:We tried to annex the next village, but a dameon struck. Nobody made it out alive.
Skeptic:Nobody?
Witness:Nobody
Skeptic:You are an idiot
Skeptic:Nobody?
Witness:Nobody
Skeptic:You are an idiot
by Dangerous Diver Dan October 4, 2009
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Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.
Coined from the recently passed bill that gives Obama the power and authorization to quite literally turn off the internet.
I was trying to buy concert tickets the minute they were released, but then my internet went down! By the time I got reconnected, they were sold out! Dammit Obama!
by FiveTail July 6, 2010
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