Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

custard bath

Something that is too awesome for words.

Holy shit, you slept for eighteen hours straight? That is such a custard bath!

Hey, Katy, your kitten is such a custard bath.

by Lejay September 29, 2010

crotch custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen and Sperm Mixture. Probably one of the most vile ways to describe it too.

Hey what does Bill do all day, he never comes out!

Duh Joe, he's always makin crotch custard. You mean you've never walked in on him? He's doing it just about every half hour ya know.

by Captain Douche February 23, 2005

Freddy's Frozen Custard

Possibly one of the best fast food/ice cream/hang out spots ever known. Serving all ages for those who just want good food and a good time. Famous for small, crispy, and delicious fries, and perfect frozen custard. Teens especially enjoy this resteraunt before or after seeing a movie.

Hey, come to Freddy's Frozen Custard tonight, we're gonna be there after the movie.

by xWafflerx August 12, 2009

Customer Service

The people a company hires , in the attempt of cleaning up its mistakes and inconsistencies.

I was on hold for 45 minutes trying to get through to customer service!

by Luddz May 23, 2015

Custface

A term used to describe a person whose face is so deformed that it is nasty to even look at.

Bro, check it out, that chick has a grim custface.

by Lynked November 4, 2010

custbag

Basically a lady that you're clearly not interested in. Pure, filthy cust.

Basically you know you're walking down the road, you see this chick from behind and she looks fine, but when you see her from the front, she's pure custbag

by thefitz September 10, 2014