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Custodial Engineer

A master of the custodial arts. Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it...give those Custodial Engineer's a break!
"Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick!"

"I'm a Custodial Engineer...not a janitor!"
"ooo you make your job sound special..."
by IIIIXIII313 October 28, 2007
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Customer Service

A job which causes your anus to hurt because you've been bending over backward and taking it from whiny, complaining, bratty, idiots all freaking day long.

See also: HELL.
Me: I need a new job.
Friend: What kinda of job are you looking for?
Me: Anything other than customer service. I'd rather scoop the poop off streets.
by ~Diva~Delight June 15, 2008
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Cushion the blow

cushion the blow
to do something that reduces harm.
Etymology: from the idea of making the force of one thing hitting another less damaging by surrounding it with something soft
The way to cushion the blow is to raise prices slowly, not all at once.
by bruceliu May 27, 2006
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Purple Headed Custard Chucker

An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple colour.
Howard aimed his purple headed custard chucker at catmur's face
by Dr Dock November 30, 2003
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cuss out

when somebody screams a long string of cuss words at another in the hopes of insulting them. this is a tactic used by dolts lacking the vocabulary to actually belt out a witty insult.
example for "cuss out":
"FUCK OFF, YOU NASTY MOTHER-FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! GO SUCK A FUCKING COCK, YOU PILE OF CRAP! YOU'RE SUCH A.....",etc. is an example of cussing out.
by bobertdude December 5, 2007
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Cushion

A best friend with whom you can act stupid with and lean on.
Hey cushion!
by HoransWife June 6, 2014
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custom bait

A collectible doll or other toy in such poor condition that its only value is to someone who customises toys for art projects, or restores them using spare parts.
An artist posts to an online toy forum: "Deflocked, broken mechanisms, paint damaged, or hairless or hair-ruined My Little Ponies are the ones I'm most interested in, since they're just going to be custom bait."
by Kar Red Roses November 27, 2005
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