coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012

crusty dragon

British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.

Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.

by VespaGurl March 17, 2005

Crusty Dusty

When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.

“Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”

by Weirdo127 November 11, 2019

Crusty Muffin

When someone with a mustache (male or female), administers oral sex on a female and lets the vaginal fluids crustify onto the mustache.

"Jimbo grew a mustache in anticipation for his inaugural crusty muffin."

by The PGP January 18, 2010

Crusty donut

An overweight man's anus with so many clingons on his butt hair it looks like a 12 month old donut that's gone crusty.

Bob's crusty donut had been building up for years thanks to his big, hairy a-hole.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 19, 2016

crusty kid

A street kid that doesn't shower and is super dirty

"Hey TK I heard shanks has scabies"

"Yea she's a crusty kid stay away from her"

by RawR425 March 23, 2017