Crusty Wallflower

When you soak a tissue in cum and then throw it at the wall with enough force that it splats and sticks.

Tom: Bro, Darren's room is covered in crusty wallflowers.
Ben: I know, I helped him put them up.

by A Schlong Kiss Goodnight May 29, 2023

crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.

Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.

by adawg123456 October 31, 2007

Crusty Crate

Crusty Crate is a polish immigrant who lives in the city Sheffield. Thats all i have to say. Literally. Like theres nothing else about him. Except hes a victim of Cameroon (see the 3rd definition)

Joj: I've got a boyfriend. His name his Crusty Crate im keeping him away from the cameroon

Yowie Wowie: fair enough

by The Big Ham January 14, 2020

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga February 20, 2011

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012

crusty dragon

British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.

Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.

by VespaGurl March 17, 2005

Crusty Dusty

When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.

“Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”

by Weirdo127 November 11, 2019