crusty omlet

When a guy busts in a girls ear and then folds it over, like an omlet.

Damn my ear hurts! John gave me a crusty omlete last night.

by adawg123456 October 16, 2007

Crusty Awakening

When a person (can be guy or girl) suddenly wakes up in the dawn of light to find that they are temporarily blinded by some crusty substance on their masked eye. Low and behold, they find out that the nasty crustiness is none other than a savage cum glaze that was placed sometime during their innocent slumber.

Ali awoke to an unexpected darkness as she tried to open her eyes, she found that they were fastened shut by a dried substance, called the crusty awakening, that Bill had strategically placed while she was laying fast asleep.

by Bill MacElroy March 26, 2010

crusty wipe

When you masturbate while having a crap then wipe with the tissue you came in.

I have a sticky ass after that crusty wipe

by Tedaa May 15, 2016

coot crusties

the vagina sauce that u get stuck in ur pubes after a long nite of fucking

i gotta get a shower and wash the coot crusties off my hammer!!

by goochiebunga January 30, 2011

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding February 09, 2012

crusty dragon

British Slang
Booger, dried nasal excretion. Usually used for extra crispy / non-runny varieties of snot.

Gosh mate, wipe off that crusty dragon before a hottie see's ya.

by VespaGurl March 17, 2005

Crusty Dusty

When someone or something looks Crusty/as in bad or like they got runned over by a car . They look like a mess , Dusty as in Dirty or like they look bad.

“Dyane you look crusty dusty ,”

by Weirdo127 November 12, 2019