Kale Cruncher

A vegetarian.

I can't date John any more. He is a total Kale Cruncher, I can't live without meat!

by Harriet M. July 28, 2017

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights

British way of saying "chips"

american: yo dude wanna get chips
bri'ish: So you call these things 'ere "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n' pop westpoolchestershireshire queens lovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

by WhenTheImooster September 9, 2021

bundle of crundle

A female who is heinous. She is so disgusting and fat that she looks like a bunch of crundle, hence her being called a bundle of crundle.

Holy shit she is fat, she looks like a bundle of crundle!

by CrundleTurdMonster December 30, 2007

Get Crunk

An African American colliqusim for taking the art of dance; and, in general, partying to another level. This experience supplemented with unique dance forms often includes: "gangsta walking", "jookin', "choppin", "buckin", "tickin" and a myriad of dance forms becoming popular in the mainstream. Getting Crunk is often viewed as a form of self-expression and relief from the hardships of living within the inner city during parties and events in the South.

You want to go to the club tonight and get crunk?

by GetCrunkMasterHarvard July 26, 2016

Cruncle

Cousin-Uncle

WTF! I now have a cruncle due to my redneck cousin Bubba marring my aunt Betty

by wowza! November 13, 2014

Double Crunked

When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time

Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!

by Character-Zero April 16, 2005

Captain Crunch Carpet

When the carpet by the side of your bed gets hard from all the jizz you ejaculate and later get rid of by smearing it on the side of the carpet. Later that morning when you step on the dry jizz it makes that CRUNCH noise.

carpet+jizz= captain crunch carpet

by Stubs714 December 14, 2009