cateblanchettsexual

a person who is sexually attracted to cate blanchett in any forms of love.

someone who is obsessed with her. can be a man or a woman.

friend: hey, what’s your sexuality?

me: i’m cateblanchettsexual

friend: what does that mean?

me: oh nothing ;)

by cateisdadday March 28, 2021

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

Cate Blanchett

Mummy of all the mummies

I’m a wh*re for Cate Blanchett

by mummysorry February 28, 2022

muffin cartel

A ethnically diverse group of nerds that take muffins and fill them with benzoylmethylecgonine, and redistribute them to the poor and homeless.

The muffin cartel satisfies my benzoylmethylecgonine rush for free.

by Pheeder the Leedler November 22, 2013

A Carter Cast

An outcast, a freak, a loser (some say). he has been condemned past the gates of hell and and to the “mega gay zone.” he frequently is found in open spaces, kissing questionably breathed blonde girls. have your friends and phones ready to capture and commemorate these embarrassing instances so he can be sent further into the zone of the mega gay.

Damn!! You see that guy over there w that questionable selection of female 👵🏻 Such a carter cast moment.

by hitmannn6781 December 9, 2021

helena bonham carter

our goth queen we will worship her til the end of time

you dont like helena bonham carter? prepare to die cunt

by sallymckennaismywifey March 14, 2021

Catelyn

Catelyn is timelessly and breathtakingly gorgeous, open-minded, intelligent, loving in every aspect--some unimaginable, and the best partner in crime you could ever hope or wish for. Catelyn is artistic, athletic, and loyal to a fault (not a flaw, mind you). She knows how to be goofy one minute and classy the next. She possesses a uniquely magnetic, attractive, zany, and charming personality. If you dare gaze into her amazing eyes, you should probably have a GPS or some sort of map handy because YOU WILL get lost in them. Catelyn has an incredibly huge and beautiful heart, capable of immense love. Which may explain why she has a soft spot for the weird, crazy, overly sensitive and sometimes socially awkward guy, who is actually just a big kid at heart. If you know what's good, treat her with respect and always do your best to keep her happy, because her smile is so worth it. She has a fantastic sense of humor, loves to play fight/wrestle a lot, and tends to get competitive and isn’t afraid to get a little rough, especially between the sheets! Muy caliente! She likes outdoor activities, such as jogging, hiking, fishing, and camping, and she’s an expert at pitching tents. She also knows how to let loose in ways that will surprise you. Catelyn is and will always be my BFF soul mate friend forever. I want to eat Catelyn! You heard right.

Me: Sup girl, you found me!
Catelyn: Yup, now I'm going to hit that. HARD!
Me: Whoa! All day AND night long??
Catelyn: HELLS to the YEAH! Prepare yourself!!
Me: OMG. Bring it! And marry me?
Catelyn: Did you really just ask me that? *huge smile*
Me/Catelyn (in unison): I love you BFF soul mate friend forever!!! JINX!!!!!
*Sexy make-out wrestling match ensues*

by kalmyk March 23, 2013