When you have had so much sex with a lady that she can no longer walk. A reference to former president Franklin Roosevelt, who had polio for most of his life and was confined to a wheel chair. This term is believed to have originated on the campus of the University of Central Florida.
"Man, did you hear me crank that Roosevelt on her last weekend? She hasn't been able to walk for 2 days".
by Kurt Quinn November 20, 2007
Get the crank that roosevelt mug.The act of sneaking up on an unexpecting sleeping person, of any sex, whose mouth is open whilst they sleep; and proceeding to slowly dangle ones penis into said sleeping persons mouth.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
For a 'cranefly' operation to be successful the victim must not wake and the alton towers theme tune must be playing throughout.
Jazeem wanted some fun. He was listening to the Alton Towers theme tune so decided to go craneflying.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
Tom was sleeping soundly when Jazeem snuck into his room on all fours, shuffled over Tom's sleeping form and lowered his erect jewels into Toms dribling open mouth. Jazeem enjoyed this for some time until sneaking back out into the night.
Tom woke up with a mouth like a stale bukaki pot.
by Dan Patten October 18, 2006
Get the Craneflying mug.Verb: A conspicuous way of asking to have a hit of your mates hoon/tronax at work or school (or parties).
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Synonyms: hit the vape, have a toke, "fuck your wife", schlomax the tronax, wang the schmang, have a hoon.
Bro 1: Yo im feening so hard rn can I crank the tank?
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
Bro 2: ye bro but its like 20 nic so its lowkey shit
Bro 1: shot g time to go N block bathrooms
by Ciggybutt-brain March 12, 2022
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Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me
Also used as “Crank”
How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?
Quit bugging me Latisha you know I gotta take a cranky before you start bitching at me
Also used as “Crank”
How could I cheat on you when I can’t even nut off a crank?
by Ratking616 February 8, 2022
Get the Cranky mug.A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.
Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?
Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!
by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008
Get the crankpot mug.ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet
by austingale March 8, 2008
Get the crank that gallagher mug.Is a repressed emo because mcr broke up. Don't eat soap. He hates G notes and cant listen to northen downpour. He breaks his blinds because musically exists, and trys not to kill himself watching them. Dont forget to buy his merch ;) (YEE)
by anonymous August 19, 2017
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