When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito November 14, 2015
by SYKO 120 July 07, 2011
Jerry: Hey, Tim, what happened to your VCR?
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
Tim: Some damn Cotton-Jockey stole it last night.
Jerry: Figures.
by Special_Agent_Jack_Bauer12 March 14, 2012
"Check out those cotton knockers"
by bongcruise April 05, 2016
When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.
by G-Money Spot August 13, 2017
by SonOfTheLaw March 23, 2019
A venomous and toxic beast that enjoys the suffering of others. It should be an hero for the betterment of society. Also known as Cotton Slut.
by karmawhore May 19, 2019