When you are stoned out of your mind and you wear contact lenses, your eyes dry up and the lenses stick and irritate you.
by guitaristdito January 19, 2016
Get the Cotton Eye mug.Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
Get the Cotton Shart mug.when one (usually a guy) uses a garment to wipe up the mess after rubbin one out (wanking/masturbation).
steve : i had a massive wank last night, went everywhere!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
gerald : wow nice!!! did you wipe it up?
steve : corse used my sock, cotton kleanexin ALL THE WAY!!!
by luke mcgillicuddy March 10, 2008
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Get the cotton bullets mug.When a woman soaks a tampon in her choice of alcohol before inserting it into her vagina for a quick buzz.
by G-Money Spot August 12, 2017
Get the cotton bomb mug.When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.
I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.
I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.
by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018
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