The Cops

Any unknown noise heard whilst participating in illegal activites, such as smoking marijuana.

Person 1: "What was that?"
Person 2: "The cops."

by Tavis Wood August 19, 2006

copshop

The police station.

I got arrested and taken down to the copshop.

by Diego September 22, 2003

Advanced Corpse Tumor

Most intense fucking song ever written. It's by a technical death metal band from Germany called Necrophagist.

The solo in it sounds so fuckin' sweet, it's like classical music on the guitar. Muhammad is one insane motherfucker.

Metallica Fan: OMFG, The solo in ONE is the most orgasmic thing on the planet, and no one else can play it cause Kirk is so fucking awesome and good at the guitar I just had an extreme case of fan-jizz

Me: Bullshit, listen to this *shows him Advanced Corpse Tumor*

Metallica Fan: OH GOD, WHAT WAS I THINKING *cries in corner*

by Muhammad Fucking Suicmez bitch August 11, 2010

Corpsman

Noun- A long haired, sometimes bearded, Marine hatin Sailor with certain medical skills that would go through the very gates of Hell to tend to a wounded Marine.

Often called 'Doc', they are about the closest thing to being a Marine a person can be without actually being one.

Source: Sgt, USMC

Marine Sgt: Where is Doc?
Marine 2: He's inside with the rest of the squad clearing the building
Marine Sgt: Nice.
Marine 2: Oh here he comes
Corpsman: Buildings clear
Marine Sgt: Not bad for a squid

by marinesarge1234564321 November 13, 2010

corpse dance

A song created by Hatsune Miku that i really like, the song is about a feeling of expresses of life being though, and the person just wanting to give up and "dance with the corpse". This song have some hint of suicide in its English lyrics if you look closely. It talk about letting go instead of dealing with all the pain life has bought and end to the suffering in a positive view. Don't practice suicide or self-harm, you could regret it and make the people who care about you depressed and then suicidal.

Person 1 : I really like Corpse Dance by Hatsune Miku
Person 2 : Me too, but do you know what the song is about ?
Person 1 : Yes, its about a girl who is sad that people died and want to dance with their corpse to make her happy
Person 2 : ...... *Stab*

by Creator-Kun on Urban November 30, 2021

corpsin' it

Sleeping all day while the sun is out. Usually after a long night of drinking, smoking, etc. There are other legitimate reasons for corpsin' it, but who cares about those?

Dude, Wes just came back from a another drunken night. He's definitely gonna be corpsin' it tomorrow.

by McFinder April 25, 2009

camping cops

Camping cops are players often in a ROBLOX game known as Jailbreak who sit around the Bank, Jewelry Store, Museum, Donut Shop, Gas Station, Power Plant, Cargo Train, Passenger Train, or even jail and wait for criminals to get close to them so they can arrest and get cash. The cop who arrested the criminal will get 200 cash (240 for vips) and in some cases a bounty if the criminal had one like when the criminal has robbed or shot a cop. Cops often camp at robbing places or jail so criminals cannot rob or escape jail. They can also camp where criminals are prohibited to be at such as a police station or the sewers. They may also camp vehicle spawns like the Prison Camaro.

Camping cops and raging criminals in a script

Cop: *arrests the criminal near the jewelry store*
Criminal: No life camper!!
Cop: Wow, that’s salty!
Criminal: *smashes keyboard and leaves the server*

by SailorDuck December 1, 2019