cornfieldistan

The entire Midwestern region of the United States, known for having a fuck ton of farms and not much else
Somtimes used to denote someone with dissatisfaction with their home city or town, comparing some washed up redneck shithole in Indiana, Illinois, Missouri, etc, to a 3rd world war torn country.

Man I fucking hate living in cornfieldistan, there's nothing to do here

by cockandballtorture January 9, 2019

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 20, 2020

Cornelius RoughCock

The act of sticking your dick in a bottle of glue, and getting glue all over it, then putting some crystal-like substance (i.e. salt) on it, and fucking a girl in the ass.

Friend: what are you doing tonight?
Me: oh, just gonna Cornelius Roughcock my girl, you know how it is.

Friend: Damn! I wish I was you.

by Here's udwlsjfuen December 22, 2020

Corneliu

Corneliu Is The Best Name Ever, with there amazing hair and amazing eyes, And The name Cornelius Can't Compete

person 1: is that a Corneliu?
person 2: omg there so cute, his eyes!

by Corneliu August 28, 2021

Cornelius Yap

Sexiest African American-Chinese in existence

Hey have you been fucked by Cornelius yap yet?

by Cornelius Yap September 11, 2021

Cornelius Yap

A slang used by Singaporean teens which is thrown at classmates to mock their fathers who fit in the stereotype of a drunkard Property Agent in his late 40s preferably with tattoos. Slang came into popularity in 2019 in schools.

Person 1: Dude your dad is such a Cornelius Yap
Person 2: Fuck off I know my dad sounds like a faggot and drinks but please stop with the slander 😭.

by Cornelius Yap September 12, 2021

Cornelis

He is an awesome beautiful boy who always smells good and loves everyone unconditionally. He will make you happy no matter what. And when you speak your mind to him, he will always listen, be companionate, and understand your feelings because that's how Corn is <33. He is a blonde, tall, and super strong. He is also very smart and talented. He learns faster than anyone else, and he is super good at coding. Cornelis doesn't care about any one's opinions except from the person he cares the most. He is good with people. He is very outgoing, speaks his mind, and has a strong character. If you meet a Cornelis, treat him well, give him Jelly Tots, and hug him all the time.

I LOVE CORNELIS >:)

by Eliayayayyayayaya November 24, 2021