Wet Cobain

A form of self-pleasure that invloves putting your own dick in your mouth and sucking yourself off as if simulating the tragic suicide of Kurt Cobain, where your penis is the shotgun, and you intend to "blow your brains out" with the barrel in your mouth.

I gave myself a Wet Cobain the other day and i feel enlightened.

by Pylvia Slath April 16, 2018

Kurt Cobain policy

A policy in acted by a higher power that is so bad you acutely want to kill you'r self.

the school just released a new Kurt Cobain policy, fuck.

by help69 December 13, 2018

Kurt Cobain

The act of shotgunning a RockStar Energy drink.

Refers to death of singer Kurt Cobain .

"Damn man, it's finals week already."
"Yeah man, I'm gonna have to Kurt Cobain before I hit he library."
"What the f*ck's a Kurt Cobain?"
"It's where you Shotgun a RockStar."

by JBear December 6, 2019

dirty corban

The act of fisting your grandma's arsehole till she prolapse into the dogs mouth and then toe fucking your dad's uncle whilst you watch your mum have a bukkake with your mates

Had a mad night geeza, ended up with a dirty Corban mush

by Gitupcharva October 27, 2020

Kurt Cobain

the rare occasion when a person does everything they're not supposed to do, but ends up being successful anyway

Sam: motherfucking jimmy pulled a kurt cobain and got a job before me.
jimmy: I love Kurt Co-
jimmy: SHUT UP THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE

by I AM SARCASM January 9, 2021

Kurt Cobain

a god.
a legend.

"I am not gay, although I wish I were, just to piss off homophobes"
"I would like to get rid of the homophobes, sexists, and racists in our audience. I know they're out there and it really bothers me."

Kurt Cobain is god.
do i need to say more?

by smellslikehoespirit March 9, 2021

Kurt Cobained

The act of ejaculating and almost accidentally hitting yourself in the face with it.

Guy: Dude, last night when I was finishing up I almost Kurt Cobained myself, but luckily I dodged it.

by Crispy beans October 7, 2021