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Cop Nerd 

A person who at a young age willfully urged to be a cop and has had the urge follow them to their prime, with either some success or no success altogether.

You may be able to determine a Cop Nerd by observing the work positions they hold such as: Hall Monitor, Security guard, Police Officer etc.
You may also be able to determine them through certain characteristics most resembling to a cop.

Most Cop Nerd’s usually don't appear to have the means to be part of law enforcement or any part of special forces at all usually resulting in you not being able to take them seriously.
Theres also a chance that you may or may not see them impersonating and/or acting like a person of law enforcement or of the special forces on a day-to-day basis.
*Child/Man walks up to you wearing an orange fluorescent vest* Excuse me sir but you’re not allowed to be within this perimeter during these hours...

You: Oh ok...sorry about that. (Fucking Cop Nerd)
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Cop some grub

-"What you about to go do?"
-"Bout to go cop some grub down at Pepe's"
-"Hell Yea!"
Cop some grub by slugdoctor April 16, 2010

Cop Trash 

👮 ♂️ 🗑. Criminal scum cops who perverted, stalk girls and minors in schools and workplaces and associate with terrorists and other criminal scum in community for physical and sexal violence on victims who are women.
Citizen patrol has vets who are terrorists and cop patrol full of such elements who are cop trash as they bring good cops disrepute 👮 ♂️ 🚓
Cop Trash by coolassmofo1 June 7, 2021

cop dome 

to receive oral from a female, (or if you're a swashbuckler), a male.
Last night I copped some dome from Debbie. The freakin' wench buffed my helmet so good that she drained my testicles of all its baby gravy!
cop dome by weave October 25, 2003

Cop Blocker 

Talks about how much they hate cops and spends their time posting anti-cop articles
That guy on Facebook is a keyboard warrior and full time cop blocker. He spouts how much he hates cops and how they don't police themselves but normally says he knows a guy who's a cop so obviously tells the truth.
Cop Blocker by papatroy September 19, 2015
n. An excuse designed to shirk responsibility.
Don't say you need to aaronize. That's just a cop out.
cop out by The Grammar Nazi December 3, 2001