cookies

What men expect to get when they act like human beings, rather than womanizing misogynists. Hint: don’t give cookies.

The man wanted cookies for believing women deserve legal equality.

by The Naiad Is Watching November 5, 2013

Cookie

A edible food. Despite being named "cookie" its actually baked. And despite Bacon being named "bacon" its actually cooked.

I eat cookies for breakfast

by deware April 7, 2022

Cookie

When a person acts like they are doing something useful to others, but is doing the exact opposite.

Person 1: "Dude, Gabe acts like he's actually working on the Minecraft server, but I know damn well he isn't doing anything."
Person 1: "Gabe is such a Cookie."

by Riletta September 30, 2020

Cookie

A food, maybe used for treats

Guy 1: What should I have for snack?
Guy 2: Maybe a cookie will work

by UrbanDictionary Helper June 20, 2021

Cookie

Another word for a woman’s private parts mostly used by children or weirdos

Oh yeah have you seen Karen’s Cookie?
No but I don’t want to you horny cunt

by Ultimate Miu Iruma Simp xox January 15, 2021

Cookie

A name for any adult who is a parent, carer or guardian without an immediate biological connection to the offspring, regardless of age. It can also refer to step-parents and be used as a gender neutral name for parents.

The child lives with his Mum and Cookie.

by Gavinorstacey January 5, 2019

Cookie

A woman’s pussy

Dude: cookie
Me: pussy

by BionicNoob October 24, 2019