cookies

What men expect to get when they act like human beings, rather than womanizing misogynists. Hint: don’t give cookies.

The man wanted cookies for believing women deserve legal equality.

by The Naiad Is Watching November 5, 2013

Cookie

A sugary treat, chewy or hard, that can contain ingredients such as chocolate chips, macademia nuts, etc.

Can also be used as a name for a pet.

Cookie is Isabel's dog but Kris's best friend.

by Pumpkin's Best Friend November 4, 2018

Cookie

A name for any adult who is a parent, carer or guardian without an immediate biological connection to the offspring, regardless of age. It can also refer to step-parents and be used as a gender neutral name for parents.

The child lives with his Mum and Cookie.

by Gavinorstacey January 5, 2019

Cookie

Code for any form of sexual favour or activity. Exact details depend on the person or context

Oh wow I really want some cookies with Jared

Jenna finally got drunk enough to have cookies with Sarah

by smolliladultgandhi May 6, 2019

Cookies

The Latin word for happiness.

Lol suck it Connor.

Connor could not find cookies because he did not eat enough cookies.

by kissmystrass April 23, 2018

Cookies

Cookies are baked treats made from water and grass and the sun and Jesus

That cookies is amazing

by CookieCrispGoAnimate December 3, 2017

Cookie

A pastry that has very high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates

Mother, I would be ever so grateful if you allowed me to consume a pastry with high levels of sugar and simple carbohydrates.

Son, what ever could you mean?

I WANT A COOKIE!!!!

by ItsJebs_YT October 22, 2019