Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 5, 2008

contra handshake

The act of a unique handshake, in which you place your hand in the formation of a letter 'C', then proceeding to grab the forearm of the given recipient, so in turn, both subjects' hands are latched onto their counterparts forearm, then proceed to grunt & behave in a macho army fashion.

"What, you scored 20 bucks!? CONTRA HANDSHAKE!"
"Thank you, my brother-in-arms... (Contra Handshake)"

by Johnson Smith Esq. December 9, 2008

contraception face

Someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. That is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have sex.

"Oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?"
"Yeah, what a contraception face!"

or:
"You're so ugly your face is a contraceptive!"

by genjon November 27, 2007

Contra Flip

The Contra Flip is a jump that, when preformed correctly, you are spinning forward the whole time while in the air from the time you leave ground till you return. The Contra Flip can be found in the Konami game series Contra.

Greg: Holy shit! Tom just did a fucking Contra Flip!

Tommy: Tom is a God amongst men.

by AmadeusIII December 21, 2009

Neo Contra

The current Contra game. What seperates this from the others is that it is 3D, 360-degree, top-view, somewhat reminiscent of Legacy of War, which was a major flop.....although, since Neo Contra comes DIRECTLY from the developers of all the other cool Contra games, Neo Contra isn't as bad as it sounds.

"I played the demo of Neo Contra and I liked it."
-me

by Dave November 5, 2004

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

Contradiction

An argument that can be turned either way; one where you have no more or less higher ground than your opposition.

Note: people with a podium or any method of voicing an opinion believe they have the higher ground.

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the companies choice, people. They don't have to agree with you.

or

Gays boycott companies that don't accept gays. This is the persons choice. They don't have to agree with every company.

That sentence was a contradiction, it really did nothing to further your point.

by might as well be racist March 15, 2009