Construction Language:
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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Get the Construction Safari mug.The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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Usually accompanied by phrases like: 'The harsh reality' and 'To contextualise' depending on the level of confusion to be instilled.
Usually accompanied by phrases like: 'The harsh reality' and 'To contextualise' depending on the level of confusion to be instilled.
The harsh reality is that the inherent construct of thus project is just not defined or understood. We first need to contextualise the relevancy before moving forward.
by Derp101 June 23, 2014
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Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that
Dante:True
Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that
Dante:True
by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011
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Get the Independent Contractor mug.when a man takes his penis and wraps it around the base of the scrotum,protruding the testicles, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.
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