Stupendous confectionary

A simply ravishing lady with a delectable arse

Oh my did you see that lady Tony bought back from Gambia

Why yes, stupendous confectionary if you ask me darling

by Cazmataz September 27, 2019

confectious

confectionery + infectious = confectious. A new word invented to describe choking on laughter following a humourous conversation

Person 1: "omg, steve is dying here!"
Person 2: "Muhahaha, he's confectious!!1"

by MunroeForbes July 21, 2008

Confettirates

Similar to the Confederate army but spread glitter and confetti instead of hatred and racial intolerance

Them there soldiers be confettirates

by Mr_Dicticio October 24, 2016

Confettism

Has an impulsive urge to party.

The confettier is one to bring the action to the party yet the confettism is one who urgently needs the party to happen.

by Geno papa February 10, 2022

Cornfetti Mudbath

When you want her to shit on your chest, but she has corny poo.

I asked Maria to drop one on my chest last night.. She painted me with Cornfetti Mudbath.

by Salty Giraffe Poo December 8, 2017

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019

confectionery

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.

Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"

by sal1 January 16, 2021