computarian

Computarian: A new generation Librarian, who is trained in computarian science and engaged in computarian service.

Cora went to college for a billion years to learn to be a librarian....but when she graduated she soon found out that books were now non existent. Everything has now been computerized.

Computarians are just the babysitters in the old library for the computer nerds..........

by kindred_sage June 22, 2009

Computerologist

One who fixes computer systems.

Aww man!My computer is crashing.Can you fix it?
No man! Do I look like a freaking computerologist to you?!

by janets February 24, 2010

computart

Any art created with or intended to be used with a computer. Programs such as Photoshop, GIMP, and MS Paint are popular examples of computart creation programs.

Check out these computarts I built in my web design class.

by Forest_Fire November 5, 2010

computer hypochondria

While hypochondria is the fear of doing anything without getting a fatal injury/illness, computer hypochondria is the fear of downloading anything, no matter how verified the download is, in fear that it will screw up your computer in some way or another.

I'd download this .exe file, but I don't want to get a BSoD.

Dude, you have some bad computer hypochondria.

by Christophucked March 27, 2011

Computer Herpes

Any program (virus, or even an anti-virus program) that you cannot get off of your computer.

I installed Norton a few years ago, but now that I'm trying to delete it, I've found I have a serious case of computer herpes.

by theboxinthecorner June 17, 2012

Computer

Something parents dont understand, it is sexy has entertainment and shit, i fucked it because it has a usb slot...

i fucked a computer

by Iamnotasmartassishoulddomyh/w May 15, 2016

Computers

Earbud Headphones.

Kenny : Toby, take those computers out of your ears for a second.

by The_Streets October 12, 2017