Comparison Ford

One who compares things all of the time.

stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford

by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010

comparandum

a thing that is to be compared with something else
pl. comparanda

teacher: "Now that you have read this poem, here is another poem which makes an interesting comparandum. Do you notice any similarities between them?"

by nkwr November 19, 2011

Compa

Compa refers to mate, friend, brother. Comes from spanish from the word companero which translate to peer, but used as a friendly way to talk about your homies.

I went with my "compa" to the movies!- Fui con mi "compa" al cine!

by Tracerone December 16, 2019

COMPAQ

A brand of Computers and Laptops, whose letters stand for 'Craptastic Ominfrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable'. The word 'Omnifrustrating' implies that laptops of this brand are usually found by the user to be frustrating on a variety of different levels. This definition stems from my hate for this brand which has grown both due to my own experience for more than five years with COMPAQ laptops as well as any IT professional's reaction upon learning the brand of laptops of which I've just complained.

"Man I hate this freaking COMPAQ! What a Craptastic Omnifrustrating Mega Piece of Anything Questionable!"

"User: 'My laptop's not working at all! It's giving me grief and causing me a lot of frustration, and I only bought it 3 weeks ago!'
IT Tech: 'What laptop do you have?'
User: 'It's a COMPAQ.'
IT Tech: 'Ah, there's your first problem.'"

by KloudNyne January 14, 2009

Compassionist

Someone who continually strives to unite in love and grace instead of divide in anger and hostility. A person who regards feelings above anything else and seeks to soothe away pain and negativity so that the world can unite as ONE BIG FAMILY!

Great spiritual leaders are usually Compassionists. Only a great Compassionist can truly understand the plight of the less fortunate or even the sadness that dwells in the hearts that choose to hate.

by MiamiRaven July 6, 2010

Company Man

A yes man. A suit. Some joker whose only goal in life is the expansion of his/her own career. A suck-up. A brown-noser. A worm. These guys piss me off.

Hey dirtbag, you can eat me you company man.

by Die_Tasse May 22, 2004

Booze Compass

The instinct that leads you home when you're blackout drunk.

Phil: "How'd you get home last night?"
Greg: "I'm not really sure. I woke up fully clothed face down on my bed. I must have take the Booze Compass"

by big pole charlotte February 3, 2006