Beer Commando

To drink beer with no underwear on or completely naked.

My wife was out of town so I decided to become a beer commando. Goodbye Pants. Hello beer!

by Chaca February 15, 2013

Commando Thursday

The act of not wearing undergarments every Thursday!

She is wearing a skirt on Commando Thursday? Good for her.

by ProfessorLobot August 31, 2018

Mobile commando

Going mobile (possibly with several mobile devices) but not bringing a recharger.

Sorry to take so long to respond--I went mobile commando on vacation last week.

by CletusVD June 3, 2013

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

Forced Commando

When you have to sacrifice your underwear because there's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Joe: Gross! did you see those shitty underwear in the bathroom stall?
Mike: Those were mine. They didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wipe my ass with my undies. Now I'm Forced Commando.

by Baracus March 21, 2019

Super Commando

You’re not wearing underwear or pants.

Slick Rick said he was coming thru super commando which I thought was a NES game until I saw his taint.

by Stephen B Rollin September 12, 2019

Playdough Commando

One who claims to have served in various armed forces, yet misunderstands military terminology.

screen beret
"My friends who used to serve with me in "the CORE"

"It's CORPS, Playdough Commando" <rolls eyes>

by boguk April 27, 2009