Comatose

To be so fucked up you unable to move, talk,or see.

Man the other night I was hitting the bong I went past krunk I was fucking comatose.

by Phoenix January 31, 2004

Comcast

A company almost as bad as Verizon. Crappy service, inflated prices, and someone tell me, what's the deal with them giving you remotes that say "Adelphia" and "RCA" and "Cablevision" on them? Can't they afford to brand their own remotes?

Some people confuse Verizon with Comcast because both of their logos are red and black.

by Home slice September 16, 2005

Comcaneurysm

A comcaneurysm is an abnormal bulge or “ballooning” in the wall of an artery caused by the MORONS and the IMBECILES at Comcast.

"omfg...omfg...OMFG...my internet has been down for 3 days. Comcast said they would come out and fix it yesterday...then they said today from 8am-3pm....it's 4 PM...they are giving me a comcaneurysm!"

by thevomitcomit January 17, 2008

Combat Stache

The mustache grown by a male soldier during a deployment. Commonly characterised by its tendancy to make the wearer of said stache look like a child molester, and/or a 1980's action actor. Also the combat stache has a tendancy to be outrageously out of reg.

PVT: Dude Sgt Snuffy's wife would have a heart attack if she saw that ridiculous mustache on him!
PV2: Ya he's gonna shave it before R+R, its just a combat stache.

by Kingsman January 8, 2009

combat sauce

The lowest IQ possible for a human without being mentally retarded, is the whitest possible human in the world and to make things worse, runs a shitty Call Of Duty YouTube channel.

Aye looks its that dumb idiot combat sauce

connor fitzgerald is a total combat sauce

by Shabongoman111 August 29, 2017

Hop on Combat Warriors

Usually the term for 'Hardcore' deep-throating with your friend, whether if they are a boy, or girl.

They cannot deny this request, and have to give head.

Hey Jack, wanna hop on Combat Warriors?

by Jack O, on retardant November 26, 2021

comsat

(1) a structure you build in the strategy game Starcraft (communications satellite) that allows a player on one side to have a small portion of a darkened map location to be revealed for a time period; (2) to spy over a LAN game; (3) a cheating tactic employed during network or LAN game sessions; (3b) to clandestinely peek or have a friend peek over the shoulders of another player during a LAN game (especially in an internet/network gaming setup), usually to "reveal" the enemy player's location--such as the position of a hidden "colony" in strategy-type games or one's map location in a game such as Counterstrike--to gain unfair advantage.

Don't think I can't see you comsat my location! You've been peeking on my screen a billion times since we started playing.

Hey Larry, play fair, you wimp. Stop sending your comsat buddy here, pretending he's just watchin'.

Know what? That jerk who's watching you play earlier is actually a comsat from the other guild.

by Raf Lopez December 28, 2007