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Coon Coils

an offencive name given to a type of clothing worn on the lower limbs of various black people, in other words, sweat pants.
Billam: Whats that black man wearing on his legs?

Jord: ....... Coon Coils
Coon Coils by WithHisDick May 26, 2010

Coin Bagging 

Similar to "Tea-Bagging". Refers to the act of individually placing ones testicles on another persons eye sockets.

Each testicle should sag into the respective eye sockets of the victim, resembling that of a coin bag resting on the ground. Usually done when the scrotum is most relaxed and saggy. Thus, hot summer days are optimal.
Coin Bagging:

GG: Yo JMarc, what happened with that babe after the bar last night?

JMarc: Man, she was way to drunk and passed out in my bed.

GG: Thats it?!

JMarc: No man, it was boiling in my room, so I coin bagged the shit out of her!
Coin Bagging by DoobleTrooble December 9, 2009

coin operated beaver 

A prostitute. Also an insulting reference to a cheap or whore-a-licious woman.
Aaron was so ugly that he had to use a coin operated beaver to get any.

More chins than a Chinese phone book

A phrase used to taunt fat people with double chins, the name chin often appearing millions of times in a chinese phone book due to the popularity of the name and population of the chinese country.
"Look at that fat twat, he's got more chins than a chinese phone book!"

Insert Coin Syndrome 

The delusion that you have control over the situation, when its clear to everyone else that you are clueless.

Reminiscent of playing car racing video games in shops when you were a kid with no money, but still vigorously manipuating the steering wheel and enjoying the ride, as the text "Insert Coin" flashes continuously.
DUANE: "C'mon guys! One big push and we'll all get this last bit done!"

MARK: "Why's Duane from management holding a clipboard and talking at us? We all know what we're doing and we're ahead of schedule anyway. He's just justifying his payrise."

JOHN: "Nah he's not that clever, he's got insert coin syndrome."

Shannon Coin 

A very slutty, fake, and unattractive women with no friends that constantly tries to hang out with her boyfriend for atleast 12 hours a day for atleast 5 days out of a week. She will try to alienate her boyfriend from her friends and family and is obnoxious to those people. She also agrees with every single thing he says no matter how stupid and wrong and will have no regrets about it. She is also a cheap person that will usually own one jacket and buy all of her clothes from shoppers world and/or walmart.
Jack: Yo bree you and Steve wanna chill tonight

Jeff: Nah I can't, steve's with that Shannon Coin and shes not going home till like 11:30

Jack: Hasn't she been over their since like 9 in the morning

Jeff: Yep, usual saturday
Shannon Coin by J Dubbs69 December 30, 2011