Ridiculous Ceiling

A limit to how ridiculous, stupid, or insane something said or done can get before drawing the line. Lacking such a "ceiling" implies that either such a person is incapable or unwilling to realize they have gone too far.

Their points made sense at first but then they just kept doubling down on the garbage they have no ridiculous ceiling

by insanegod July 20, 2018

Philadelphia Ceiling Fan

Sexual act wherein male is positioned directly over female with female performing fellatio. As male is about to climax, he pulls out and rapidly flings penis back and forth, smattering female's face with ejaculate, or in this case, cream cheese.

Dude, she took that Philadelphia Ceiling Fan like a champ.

by Mr. Cleo August 26, 2006

Collingswood

Collingswood (also known as C-wood, C-hood which is really dumb, and Colls). Collingswood consists of three towns: Oaklyn, Woodlyn, and Collingswood. There are about 800 students in grades 9th-12th. Kids from Camden try to attend because it’s known for being good at sports such as basketball (boys and girls), wrestling, field hockey and lacrosse. They are terrible in softball, track, and girl’s tennis. And all of the other sports are average, and they don’t have a men’s lacrosse team. The school is a joke because the teachers don’t care about anything if you suck up to them and respect them. However, there are a handful of great teachers who want to teach. The problem is that the kids think they are too cool to learn. The freshmen think they are the shit and they clog the hallways. There is usually at least one fight a year. You probably cut class to go to Wa-Wa, to smoke a cigarette, or to just get the fuck out. If you’ve ever got caught skipping class it was probably by Garbirino. There are about 4 teachers who you think are perverts, and they are because they flirt with anything with a vagina and at least b-cup breasts. During the weeks in winter, “the popular kids” go to the boy’s basketball games and wrestling matches. No one goes to the girls basketball games. Most of the kids get their beer from some senior boy who looked old enough to get served at Akunimos, or an older relative. You drink cheap vodka, keystone, or natty light. Some kids in Collingswood know HOW to throw a party (most likely a kid from Oaklyn) but EVERYONE knows how to party. When it’s warm out everyone goes to the trestle to party, which ALWAYS gets busted by the cops. Many juniors and seniors smoke shitty mids that were sold to them from one of their classmates.

Collingswood

by collingswood February 3, 2009

ceiling

an upper limit to something

He proposed putting a 3 hour ceiling on gaming time.

by The Return of Light Joker April 6, 2009

Ceiling Fan

A spinning object on your ceiling. Commonly used to strap children to as punishment.

Billy said a bad word?! Better strap him to the Ceiling Fan

by RustyVegetable August 19, 2019

ceiling of my mouth

The upper portion of the inside of the mouth. More commonly and incorrectly referred to as the "roof" of the mouth. This doesn't make sense because it's inside, like a ceiling, not outside, like a roof. The scalp and hair are the roof of your head, and your mouth has a ceiling.

Jim: "Hey Dan, want some tortilla chips or some Captain Crunch?"

Dan: "No thanks. Last night, I made a pizza in the oven, and like an idiot, I bit into a piece right away. The hot cheese burned the ceiling of my mouth. It hurts. I need to eat apple sauce for a few days".

by orangek July 20, 2011

robot in the ceiling

(1) A comment that when taken in context makes little to no sense.

(2) A non-sequitur

(3) An answer to a question that was not asked

(In a DJ booth at a radio station)
Matt: "All the equipment's supposed to be new right?"
Alex: "Yeah, there used to be a robot in the ceiling."
Matt: "I just meant how all the equipment's supposed to be new."

by barthooper91 November 19, 2010