Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 03, 2008

Dirty Cob

Bowel movement containing undigested corn kernels.

"How 'bout you eat a dirty cob!"

by Pabrika March 07, 2008

Chorn on the Cob

Fucking a black chick in the ass. The use of butter as a lubricate elevates the act to Chorn on the Cob

Dude, Shatweka's ass was tearing my dick off while I was fucking her, but with a little butter it turned into some kick-ass Chorn on the Cob

by ZippyMoonbat June 04, 2010

Cob loaf

When you ejaculate in a girl and use a piece of bread to scrape up the semen then feed it to her

Last night your sister let me cob loaf her

by Jabbott326 April 09, 2021

Off the cob

see corny

yo dawg the pianist was straight off the cob

by the great rupert June 02, 2003

cob roller

A large, pig-like creature that resembles a pterodactyl while also being incredibly annoying.

Travis Why-not-ski aka Cob Roller

by Dino-D February 28, 2011

cob-gobbler

When you ferociously devour a large penis in the manner of a starving person chowing down on a corn on the cob well drizzled in butter.

Man look at her go - your girlfirend is a champion cob-gobbler.

by MBlaster August 04, 2007