Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

flavor clot

When everything you drink that normally tastes good ends up tasting weird.

Great, I guess I have a flavor clot now because this soda tastes like seltzer water!

by GrainTrain February 9, 2018

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014

Clot Tamale

Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.

His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.

by C Pentwahter May 7, 2015

Blood-Clotting

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment

trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....

by Lonetasman April 13, 2021

clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."

by eyedoobs October 13, 2017