cigarette machine 

1.When a girl tugs on a guys member mimicing the motion of pulling the knob on a cigarette machine. A reverse handjob.

Found to be more annoying than pleasurable.

Guy 1. Did you get laid last night by that chick you met up in the club.
Guy 2. No, she wouldn't give it up...she gave me the ole' cigarette machine.

note to girls: Don't do this, a blowjob is much more appreciated.

cigarette machine by tommy mack May 13, 2003

cigarette boner 

When you bump your cigarette into something but don't quite lose the cherry, it turns up wards and forms a "cigarette boner" that continues to curl upwards

"Fuck I bumped my cigarette....it's ok I just got a cigarette boner now."

cigarette boner by ayfoxtron November 3, 2008

cigarette oil 

Also known as embalming fluid. Easily made from extracting and concentrating certain chemicals in cigarettes. Ganja is sometimes dipped into the mixture before soled. It produces more potent but much more harmful effects. It has been said that people who smoke embalming fluid have major, permanent mental changes.

"Dip dem buds in dat pot of cigarette oil shawty."

"Damn he got some bad shit, must have been dipped in embalming fluid. He acts like he has lost his mind now."

cigarette oil by J Grizzy April 22, 2009

Cigarette Hoarder 

An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."

Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.

Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!

Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.

Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.

Boy 2: BITCH!

Cigarette Hoarder by !Olivia! October 5, 2008

cigarette dinky dow 

GI slang for a joint, especially one made from a real cigarette by removing the tobacco and stuffing the wrapper with marijuana. In Saigon this usually meant Park Lanes, or menthol brands, cigarettes that weren't popular with the troops. Re-sealed in their original package, they looked like an ordinary pack of cigarettes to help troops deal with authority, but it could also be used to refer to any joint.

From the Vietnamese term 'dien cai dau,' meaning crazy, so cigarette that makes you crazy or crazy cigarette.

Three of us got boo coo messed up on some cigarette dinky dow last night.

cigarette dinky dow by effbee June 9, 2011

Cigarette driver 

A tightwad that will drive 20 miles out of their way just to buy cigarettes for 10 cents less than at the corner store by their house.

Store owner:
"Damn guy will buy his lotto, beer, and crack pipe here, but they won't buy my Camels, 'cuz I'm too damn high. Fuckin' cigarette driver.

Cigarette driver by kennykenalot October 28, 2010

Cigarette Turn 

The awkward way you have to turn your car while you have a cigarette or anything else in your hand.

Guy Driving "shit i have to make a cigarette turn"
Passenger "just hand me your cig man"

Cigarette Turn by skeetbangskeet November 5, 2010