poop chute bandicoot

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.

"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"

by ***MuNiN*** August 30, 2009

feacal relief chute

The anus.

He was shocked to see the cult leader pumping his wife's feacal relief chute.

by Zonal K September 30, 2019

Poop Chute Misdirection

When attempting to penetrate, from behind, the anus of an inexperienced anal receiver, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of them to distract them during penetration.

When you're about to fuck a woman's ass from behind and it's her first time trying anal, throw POP-ITS against the wall in front of her to distract her while you fuck her ass.

I have to stop by the fireworks shop later to get some POP-ITS. I'm going to try the "Poop Chute Misdirection" tonight with Margaret.

by Palindromez January 25, 2018

shit chute riot

1. A Homosexual orgy

Did you go to that Back Street Boys Show? It was just a shit chute riot!

by Flaming Daniel September 2, 2006

dookey chute bandit

A man who, after walking by a woman, can't help but check out the booty. This dysfunction is most often found in the black male.

Fisayo, nigga you stay looking at ass...such a dookey chute bandit!

by MauMau4 February 14, 2008

Texas Fire Chute

The art of putting a coffee straw down your dick hole and pouring hot sauce down it.

Yo dude I gave that guy who cheated on my girlfriend a Texas fire chute

by Scooby_Doo February 7, 2014

poop chute fanatic

The best friend of a buttslut. One who enjoys giving it to people in the anus.

Psycho bitch is a buttslut who enjoys the company of her poop chute fanatic father. She even had an ass baby with him. See incest

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004