crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

cooked hard

Cooking something to a point of being extra crispy.

I want my wings cooked hard.

by Baddison December 5, 2010

crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

cooked the chicken

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

chooketh

Pronounced 'shook-eet(h)'

French translation of 'shooketh' from English. 'Chooketh' is an adjective used to describe the extreme feeling of to be 'shook'.

Je suis chooketh = I am shooketh

by iamshook September 29, 2017

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Choaked

Choaked a meme expresion of failing a task abruptly. It relates to the word choke and is commonly used in the computer gaming scene in east Dundee, Scotland.

It orginated in back in the day: 2017, where a little gamer miss-spelt choked for choaked

Oh no, i just choaked really hard driving into this corner.

Oh no, i just really messed up driving into this corner.

by umad0984 August 13, 2018