chipothoe

Someone who trades sexual favors for a delicious chipotle meal

Did Diana really blow that guy for a burrito bowl?

She's such a chipothoe.

by NelCap May 15, 2016

Chipotlayed

When A load goes sideways and you know JRO is coming for you.

Your truck is late ...get ready to get Chipotlayed!

by Pyledriver321 May 11, 2016

Chipotle

A counter-service restaurant chain serving Mexican cuisine with a name mispronounced by clueless housewives (as chi-POL-tay); it's known for burritos filled with undercooked chicken, lettuce tainted with e-coli, and overpriced guacamole.

Hey Brenda, do you want to go to Chipolte for lunch? No thanks, Debbie...last time I ate at Chipotle, I had to miss two days of work.

by Dr_Evil44 June 5, 2018

Chivato

Exclusive to Spain:
1. The plastic wrapper used in tobacco packs for preservation. (Because it "tells" whether or not you have tobacco by making a sound when rubbed against clothes)
2. A small bag of weed. (same reason)

"Take the chivato off your pack, your parents are going to notice you smoke"
"The police caught me buying a chivato the other day from my dealer"

by DemPirx March 8, 2019

Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.

Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)

by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019

Chipotle God

A person who eats Chipotle every day, and loves and dies by Chipotle.

“Wow, he’s eating Chipotle again?”
“Yeah, what do you expect? That’s the Chipotle God!”

by SceneAmatiX September 3, 2019

Chipotle

Gurgling in your ass

“What’s wrong” ask brad “ I just ate chipotle and now there is a Gurgling in my ass” said Steve

by Smelly potato October 10, 2019