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Hot Cheeto Girl

Your average ghetto girl. The chola reinvented.

She is loud, disruptive, and mean but deep down she means well and will most likely share her Hot Cheetos or Takis with you if you ask nicely.

Hot Cheeto Girls use a generous amount of hair product to tame their hair and lay their edges. They use fake eye lashes and heavy make-up, focusing mainly on their thick, drawn-on, Kylie Jenner style eyebrows. Hoop earrings, facial piercings, and long acrylics are also a must. Did they steal this from their local Walgreen's or did their weed dealer boyfriend buy her all this stuff? It's hard to say. Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's EBT.

She wears skinny jeans from the ROSS clearance section and has a collection of lower end body sprays from Victoria's Secret or Bath & Body Works in her purse. She will be spraying that on herself throughout the entire day creating an intoxicating aroma of hair product, heavily scented body lotion, and $20 body spray.

Once a Hot Cheeto Girl matures, she usually quits her dancing or cashier job to live a quiet life with her cropped eared Pitbull and mixed-race kids. She will continue to use snapchat filters well into middle age and will remain an LGBT ally, defending her scrawny, ghetto, gay bestie til the end.
Cardi B is the mature age HCG. Kylie Jenner the trashy-rich, nice hot cheeto girl with mixed race kids. Bhad Bahbie (the "cash me outside how bout da" girl) is the white HCG.
by traitorjoes February 21, 2023
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Wet cheeto

when a weird looking redhead recieves oral sex from a desperate girl
Hey did you hear?! Cory Flores totally got a wet cheeto last night from some floored bitch!
by nighthawk.tw420 May 6, 2009
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puffin the cheeba

I was over at Johnny's last night puffin the cheeba.
by gansta bitch October 10, 2006
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cheboi

A way of saying Cheers, and Boy in one word. A few rules of "Cheboi" is it should ALWAYS be said in a raised voice, and the correct pronounciation is "Cheeryoi!!!!!" the exclamation marks are to emphasize it should be shouted.
Mum: Junior, dinners ready...
Junior: "Cheboi!"
Mum: You fucking what? Your no son of mine!"

Andy: I can't be arsed to go out anymore..
Sam: "Cheboi!!"
Andy: grr Ragga Fragga

(The last example is to show "Cheboi" can also be sarcastic.)
by Phil Salt June 15, 2007
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cheebahawk

One who has the ability to sense the smoking of the herb from a distance and home in on the victim's circle. Upon infiltrating the smoking circle the cheebahawk will aim to procure a number of tokes from the victim.
Taken from Dilated Peoples - Dilated Junkies

Cheebahawk - "Yo, what up? What you guys doing? Thought I smelled something out here."
Victim - "You want a hit on it?"
Cheebahawk - "Yeah! I'd love one! That would be great"
by Lyrical Revolution May 10, 2005
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Cheesology

The study of cheese. More biological the cheesography. Cheesography is more the mathmatical study of cheese.
What do you study in university?

Cheeseology
by Hugo January 24, 2004
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Cheeto Puff

Cheese snack, name for people who are weenies.
That weenie right there is a cheeto puff.
by FcknWeenies July 1, 2016
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