dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central

haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.

by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005

crapped in my coffin

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

Bottle-Capped

To forcefully shove a bottle (size may vary) up the anus of another individual for sexual pleasure.

Last night, Nicole was roughly bottle-capped by two rather large asian twins. However, she enjoyed the experience, and they plan on another rendevous next Friday.

by youonlywishiwouldtellyou December 29, 2006

Chopped

Aussie slang for getting beaten in a car race. Smack talk. Usually accompanied by a cutting hand motion like in rock, paper, scissors. Made famous by the Youtube sensation Mighty Car Mods guys Marty and Moog.

Moog got chopped by Marty, so he had to give up his Nissan.

Marty's MX5 got chopped by Moog's S2000 that is powered by unicorn farts.

by Dannydabaker December 20, 2013

clapped

ugly

look at this cute girl
nah are you dumb, shes clapped

by Galleioa-T January 25, 2019

Beaner Capped

To be shot by someone of Hispanic descent.

Spanky: Dude Kevin why you walking around like that?

Kevin: Well last night I rode my bike to the Taco Grande to pick up some dinner, and someone flat out beaner capped my ass and stole my chalupa.

Spanky: Did you find out who it was?

Kevin: No dude he had this big ass sombrero on, I couldn't see his face.

by llamapapa August 5, 2010

champed

To be called a champ in a mocking or condescending way.

A) (trips over own feet)
B) Ya rite champ? Havin a win r ya?
A) (gets up after tripping over) Damn - that dude just champed me! Asshole!

by markuz July 7, 2005