Chameleon

A person who acts different around different people.

Omg! Stacey is such a Chameleon. She was coming around me and my boyfriend and she was acting all stupid and like she needed help with everything.

by Clarshep_10 December 30, 2020

chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Chameleon

Aw hey, thanks Sam.

Hym "I could have expounded on the chameleon think too by saying 'People who are higher in trait openness are also likely to be less consistent in their personality and women are reliably, ya know... That.' And that way I would get to show off my 10 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEVEL PSYCHOLOGY STUDY! But whatever... Yeah, no, still good. Hey, what's the timeline on me getting my money and-or the fluid drain up out of my brainz? Because unlike the sister from Phineas and Ferg is DO NOT have squirrels in my pants but, rather, fluidz in my brainz. My heralds have all failed me and are all either getting piped down or piping down hoes... Or are having tea with bible nerds but that's- it's fine. That's not a huge deal. Um... Yeah... Fluid in my brainz... Not pleasant and I am the creator of A.I. I feel like I should be getting both credit and moneyz and I don't think I should have to murder children to get either of those things but... You know... Sometimes kids have money, like, in their lil pockets and what-not... Soooo.... Yeah... Give me... My moneyz... Yeah."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2024

SNAKE CHAMELEON HYBRID

The Snake Chameleon Hybrid will be come everything you want him to be and more.
It is a member of the car business. It likes to steal your customers and keep them for themselves.

Holy Shit, that damn Snake Chameleon Hybrid took another one of my customers and acted as if nothing was wrong!

by Stynch August 7, 2021

Aura chameleon

Someone who can change the colors of their aura.

Aura chameleon girl- Look at my aura, it's changing colors!
Other guy- That's just you trying to change your frequency and be somebody else again, that's all it is.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

Vagina Chameleon

A man who starts dating a woman and instantly adopts all her favorite activities and interests with much enthusiasm, despite previously having zero interest in those activities. See also penis chameleon.

That vagina chameleon had no interest in rave music before he started dating that raver. Now all his clothes look like he belongs in a circus.

by KrankyKanuck July 7, 2018